What are your best ideas for simplifying your life?

[Teddyrose54]

Make life simple~

see work~ shut your eyes.

Simples~

[Spyder1942]

Never wear socks in the Summer and never ever wear a tie.

[stitchysyl]

I don't mow my lawn... I have geese for that. I do much less weeding, I got chickens - they can do it. Oh and they eat the insects too.

I'm still wondering how you taught the geese to use the lawn mower.... or the chickens to use a hoe...


(sorry, couldn't resist..)

[stitchysyl]

My life would be simpler if my 'kids' realised that when you are in your thirties/fourties, Mum isn't the only one who can sort out their problems...and that Banks also lend money ( but then banks insist on getting it back).

[redmerlin777]

Smile at everyone in the supermarket when you're shopping in a hurry......... You alarm other shoppers who then avoid you like the plague and give you a wide birth so freeing up your track round the aisles.
To aid your speedy circumnavigation.... insert whopeee cushion into your handbag and squeeze when behind shoppers having a gossip and blocking the way.

Less time in supermarket = less time to make uncalled for decisions = Simplicity

[Spyder1942]

Your thought waves are just like mine.

[TexasAda]

Smile at everyone in the supermarket when you're shopping in a hurry......... You alarm other shoppers who then avoid you like the plague and give you a wide birth so freeing up your track round the aisles.
To aid your speedy circumnavigation.... insert whopeee cushion into your handbag and squeeze when behind shoppers having a gossip and blocking the way.

Less time in supermarket = less time to make uncalled for decisions = Simplicity

That's the best advice I've seen in a week. Will have to hunt for a whoopee cushion. Not POSITIVE it will work for me as a perpetrator, but I know as an observer of anybody smiling like a loon, and loosing soft but audible flatulent noises, I would definitely move aside.

[astral276]

I don't need no Whoopee Cushion. I can manage quite well on my own...Thank you.

[redmerlin777]

I don't need no Whoopee Cushion. I can manage quite well on my own...Thank you.

You Always get one who has to take a superior attitude. Astral! Boasting does not become you!