Confession..

[PATRIOT73]

You type English beautifully!

good ole cut n paste...........yorkshiremens best tool n his ferrets

[Fossy]

good ole cut n paste...........yorkshiremens best tool n his ferrets

Thats some admission Jay.

Both jokes were excellent................... sorry Jean, but Jays pipped you at the post.

[PATRIOT73]

Thats some admission Jay.

Both jokes were excellent................... sorry Jean, but Jays pipped you at the post.

n free too

[phanmale]

They are both very funny though!!

Am I becoming hysterical? Couldnt stop crying this morning, now cant stop laughing!! HELP!!

[youmeus]

I hope you enjoy the following joke!

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head, "no.."

Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue, and again shakes her head, "no."

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it afore!"

[ejean9]

Rofl....good one...lol

[Fossy]

I hope you enjoy the following joke!

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head, "no.."

Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue, and again shakes her head, "no."

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it afore!"

Reminds me of the old one....

How do you poison a woman with a penknife?



Give her arsenic....