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Thread: I cant help posting this, I found it toooo funny not to share..

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    Default I cant help posting this, I found it toooo funny not to share..

    Sorry This is by no means prejudice, I just found it very funny and wanted to share!

    Parvinder and Habib are London beggars. They beg in different areas of the West End.

    Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects 2 to 3 pounds every day.

    Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

    Habib says to Parvinder 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'.

    Parvinder says, .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

    Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.'

    Parvinder says ' No wonder you only get £2-3

    Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?

    Parvinder shows Habib his sign...........


    .................................................. ......

    It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan '.

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    hehe- but no comment for fear of getting into bother

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    Hi Phanmale, not at all PC I'm sure and there's a certain irony to it, but made me chuckle and hopefully people here will take it in the spirit it was given!
    More please.

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    I know I shouldnt but I cant help giggling at that one

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    Technically speaking, Habib should have had the Pakistan sign and Parvinder the other, Parvinder is an Indian, not Pakistani name, whereas Habib is!

    Sorry, I have heard this one before!! And think it should be the other way around!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by adultfunfinders View Post
    Technically speaking, Habib should have had the Pakistan sign and Parvinder the other, Parvinder is an Indian, not Pakistani name, whereas Habib is!

    Sorry, I have heard this one before!! And think it should be the other way around!!
    LOL!! Always one!!

    How do you know that Parvinder didnt have Pakistani origin?? His mum or dad could have come from there and chosen the name so ner!!

    I still think its funny as Im sure Parvinder and Habib do too - how many times do you think theyve heard it??

    Last edited by phanmale; 14th November 2008 at 12:54 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phanmale View Post
    LOL!! Always one!!

    How do you know that Parvinder didnt have Pakistani origin?? His mum or dad could have come from there and chosen the name so ner!!

    I still think its funny as Im sure Parviner and Habib do too - how many times do you think theyve heard it??

    I very much doubt a Pakistani giving an Indian name, but nevermind, we don't wanna go that deep!!!

    Yes, it is funny, I am sure they have heard it loadsa times!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by adultfunfinders View Post
    I very much doubt a Pakistani giving an Indian name, but nevermind, we don't wanna go that deep!!!

    Yes, it is funny, I am sure they have heard it loadsa times!!!
    Just call me shallow.....

    It dont take much to tickle my likkle brain cell...

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    So funny!
    I tossed pc out with the garbage years ago.


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