
Originally Posted by
cmjewels925
Welcome, Private Flair.
I see the rogue elements are out, trying to corrupt you. Try and stay strong, you're carrying the honour of the entire French site.
Ignore the Sergeant Major's pleas for wine; she's not too bad on the Guinness or vodka but for some reason, when she's been on the wine, she starts to think she's a chicken. Still, the eggs do come in handy.
I can see you moving up the ranks pretty quickly. You just need to remember to list EVERYTHING that isn't nailed down (then pull out the nails and list them) and bring me a warm pain au chocolat every morning.