anyone?...........
anyone?...........
They are designed to follow every link on a web page (or at least 'try' to)
PM is just another link to them, prolly don't even know what it means.
they can't actually PM anyone...not even each other..quite sad really.
...can't be much fun being a slurp spider.
Apparently the hitherto benign Slurp Spider has now evolved into a much more sophisticated, intelligent and malevolent being intent on wiping mankind off the face of the earth.
Not content with gathering stats from the Internet the Slurp Spider 2.0 has developed a way to enter our homes, infiltrate our bodies and 'slurp' information directly from our brains (depending on the brain size this can take anything from 24 hours to a few years) before exiting the body from a central location.
Most people needn't be alarmed though as the Slurp Spider 2.0 has thus far only managed to enter the homes of anyone surfing the net for dodgy websites containing adult content so I bet that's at least 99.9% of us safe then.
Just one word of caution; if you do start experiencing an itching sensation around your belly button then be afraid, be very afraid.....![]()
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