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    Talking blonde...........

    FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!!!!


    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
    help me.

    I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.

    "Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a Tiger.

    "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says: -

    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a Tiger.

    He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed,
    "Let's put all these Frosties back in the box."
    you can NEVER have too many pairs of shoes...



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    Pmsl............

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    very funny dont mean to burst your bubble but this was on here sometime back

    and why is there a blue 'S'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete27 View Post
    very funny dont mean to burst your bubble but this was on here sometime back

    and why is there a blue 'S'?

    sorry..........

    blue 's'?


    eh?
    you can NEVER have too many pairs of shoes...



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    oh yeah!!!

    dunno - strange
    you can NEVER have too many pairs of shoes...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete27 View Post
    very funny dont mean to burst your bubble but this was on here sometime back

    and why is there a blue 'S'?
    Lost me too!

    Thats my 2,000 post!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rednosty View Post
    Lost me too!

    Thats my 2,000 post!
    blimey rednosty, your on almost as many posts as me & your quite new


    off to forum games to get my no of posts up!!!

    hows your son doing at his new school hun?
    you can NEVER have too many pairs of shoes...



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    Quote Originally Posted by mogmog2005 View Post
    sorry..........

    blue 's'?


    eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by mogmog2005 View Post
    oh yeah!!!

    dunno - strange
    ah the penny dropped just thought it was very random for you to make one letter blue lol

    how's the bumpy car Vicki?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rednosty View Post
    Lost me too!

    Thats my 2,000 post!

    Good with any luck we wont find you again

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    Quote Originally Posted by mogmog2005 View Post
    blimey rednosty, your on almost as many posts as me & your quite new


    off to forum games to get my no of posts up!!!

    hows your son doing at his new school hun?
    Hmmm Not happy with the way he came home.Deep scratches in his arms and nose
    SOMEONE had not cut his nails Enough and at some point Left him alone when he was "in One"

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