How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

[kengillam]

Something that gets discussed in Forums.

[auctiongroup]

Something that gets discussed in Forums.

phew i thought for i minute i might need to buy one to keep up with the latest teknoligical advances or sumat

[damian_steele]

Of course those of us in "the know" realise that so-called light bulbs do not actually emit light so much as suck dark. The Dark Suckers - as they should properly be known - absorb all the dark in their immediate vicinity and attempt to draw in more from further away. More powerful Dark Suckers are able to draw darkness in from a greater distance. So, as you can plainly see, it is only by the absence of dark that a bulb - or Dark Sucker - appears to be light. You can prove this for yourself simply by turning off the power to the Dark Sucker; it will instantly appear to be darker.

[kengillam]

My son when he was small said to me when I turned the light out once that I'd turned the dark on

[mobymatt]

Of course those of us in "the know" realise that so-called light bulbs do not actually emit light so much as suck dark. The Dark Suckers - as they should properly be known - absorb all the dark in their immediate vicinity and attempt to draw in more from further away. More powerful Dark Suckers are able to draw darkness in from a greater distance. So, as you can plainly see, it is only by the absence of dark that a bulb - or Dark Sucker - appears to be light. You can prove this for yourself simply by turning off the power to the Dark Sucker; it will instantly appear to be darker.

I only stumbled across the Dark Sucker theory a couple of years ago but from a little research I see it has been around for much longer.

I now see the light!...or should that be I've had the Dark sucked out of me?

[damian_steele]

I only stumbled across the Dark Sucker theory a couple of years ago but from a little research I see it has been around for much longer.

I now see the light!...or should that be I've had the Dark sucked out of me?

Yes, it is true. We Suckers have been around for a long time and are growing in number. In fact it was once said that there's a sucker born every minute.

[mobymatt]

Yes, it is true. We Suckers have been around for a long time and are growing in number. In fact it was once said that there's a sucker born every minute.

The phrase "Suck it and see" suddenly makes sense

[mogmog2005]

rofl...........absolute nutters!