Lol hurry! More like turduckham - as son in law says he doesn't like turkey much, so there will be duck and honey roast ham alternatives!
(I'm not too fussed about turkey or chicken either, can just about manage a couple of slices of white breast meat - anything with skin, fat, veins or sinews and I'm gagging!!)
PosBaloo, I find it odd that you are having Christmas dinner alone - but glad that you aim to cook yourself a veritable feast. Enjoy it, me duck!
Loved the aperitifs, thank-you.
Now for my Christmas rendering .... this makes me laugh!