A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday

[JanetB]

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

'I'd love to be ten again' she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties!

He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being ten again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realization...'I meant my dress size, you f***ing tw*t !!!'

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.....



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[poppa501]

This was waaay funny!

[Tropical_Trish]

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

'I'd love to be ten again' she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties!

He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being ten again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realization...'I meant my dress size, you f***ing tw*t !!!'

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.....



Got this on my FB wall
ENJOY!

Oh, so very true . this sounds just like me and the old man ... ..

[meebo1]

I think in my case size and age 10 coincided

[shabbird]

lol nice one.

[liverdodo]

[suesjools]

LMAO! Good one.

Best wishes for many sales to all,

[pamelajonesart]

Haha .
Have a good night everyone!

[tony41]

May I as a mere male suggest that if she meant size ten surely she would have said "I would love to be A ten"
I have sympathy with the man in the story

[emmily121]

May I as a mere male suggest that if she meant size ten surely she would have said "I would love to be A ten"
I have sympathy with the man in the story

Ah, but then I guess that's one of women's many faults, where as men have just 2 faults, everything they say and everything they do.