Cocktails!!! and Music

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Even Steve Wright couldn't answer that profound question Al. LOL

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Darkness is the absence of light, therefore the speed of darkness is the speed it arrives, therefore the same as the speed of the departure of light. The speed of darkness = the speed of light.

Well thats the extent of my thought process for the day. My brain hurts!

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A tooth with a headache? Thats gotta hurt!

No bird flying, no penguin moving. I might as well go back to bed and call it a day.

[Tiskets]

Yes, I have a dentist appt. booked for next week. So it is a tooth with a headache. Taken so many pain killers I don't know where I am. Away with the fairies I suspect.

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On a computer now. The bird is flying and the Penguin is doing her hippy, hippy shake. Must be my phone that's messed up.

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How about that wicked Wednesday tune?

It's complete but obsolete
All tomorrow's become yesterday
In demand but second hand
It's been heard before you even play

Up to date but came too late
Better get yourself another name
You're so right but overnight
You're the one who has to take the blame

Everyone just gets on top of you
The pain begins to eat your pride
You can't believe in anything you knew
When was the last time that you cried

Don't delay you're in today
But tomorrow is another dream
Sunday's star is Monday's scar
Out of date before you're even seen

At the top so quick to flop
You're so new but rotting in decay
Like butterfly so quick to die
But you're only looking for today

Everyone just gets on top of you
The pain begins to eat your pride
You can't believe in anything you knew
When was the last time that you cried
Looking for today

Glamour trip so soon to slip
Easy come but oh how quick it goes
Ten foot tall but what to fall
Hard to open yet so easy to close
Front page news but so abused
You just want to hide yourself away
Over-paid, but soon you fade
Because you're only looking for today
Looking for today

http://youtu.be/mqbhlh41UrM

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That youtube link doesn't work for everybody? Try this one.

http://youtu.be/KsrVvSaUkbI

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Yes, I have a dentist appt. booked for next week. So it is a tooth with a headache. Taken so many pain killers I don't know where I am. Away with the fairies I suspect.

Ouch Gill, tooth pains are no fun, hope you get yours fixed and the tooth is smiling soon.

Still waiting on first hatch, funny the people watching are more agitated than the hawks, guess we just don't have their sense or sensibility.

Cheers,

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We haven't had Blonde jokes in a while. How about some BLONDE LOGIC (Yes these were stolen)

- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

- Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

- Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

- Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

- The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

- Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

- Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!