there is very little on T.V. that makes me laugh but.... having spent a lot of my working life working with Jews in the jewlery trade I have come to appreciate Jewish humour, in particular Jackie Mason
there is very little on T.V. that makes me laugh but.... having spent a lot of my working life working with Jews in the jewlery trade I have come to appreciate Jewish humour, in particular Jackie Mason
Victor Borge, Tom Lehrer, Dad's Army, The Jennings books, some Peter Sellers films, and last but not least Muh's tragic story
The answer to how an elephant gets down out of a tree is, he doesn't. Elephants can't climb trees.
Since were on the subject of elephants and trees..... What time of day do elephants jump out of trees?.....Between 2 and 4 in the afternoon. What is the soft black mush between elephants toes? Natives who went into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon! Eeuuw!
All the classics like fawlty towers, only fools. new comedy which make me laugh curb your enthusiasm, big bang theory.
Wont deny beating hypnotoad in footy every week does provide the weekly laugh.![]()
OOOOH--Elephant Jokes!
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Footprints in the butter.
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out forrest fires.
Why do elephants have big round feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks.
Why did the elephant paint his testicles red?
To hide in apple trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in an apple tree? (Answer--No)
Hide good don't they?
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?
That's when the elephants are jumping out of the apple trees.
Why are pygmies so short?
They went into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon.
How did Tarzan die?
Picking apples.
IT crowd..The simpsons (early ones) Faulty towers..Last o the sumer wine (in days gone by)
I also love catherine tate and Victor and jack..loved Ricky Fulton..I laugh at carl Hiasson (sp) books and i love quick witted people.(even on here..as long as its not malicious).and ba boom jokes![]()
Ooh Carl Hiaasen, yes, read them all - hilarious. I love a bit of "surreal". In the book line I came to Stephanie Plum quite late - have you tried those, Jean? Very funny.
The inbetweeners
Reincarnation is just another repeat
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