Moo's Got herself A Toyboy For Valentine's Day

[astral276]

Attachment 15318

Unfortunately I am a little confused as to who to thank for the introduction. The return address on the packet indicated one person here but the 'signature' on the enclosed note indicated another. If you would like to make yourself known I will thank you personally - if not then Moo and I thank whoever it was.

Must stop playing with me toys now and go and do something to reassert my manhood.

[cornishmaid1961]

Chuckle - The new moo spotted your moo from the YDC and it was love at first sight, so was very stubborn and refused to let Pimp-Smiffy load him into the cattle truck to my house !
So who am I to stand in the way of true love on Valentine's day !

[astral276]

I don't know if I am being more thick than usual today but I am still confused. The return address indicated Smiffy but the note indicated you. The only way I can figure it is that you bought it off Smiffy and she sent it direct to me (forging your 'signature' on the note). Am I close?

[astral276]

Suggestions for a name for Moo's boyfriend?

[cornishmaid1961]

I don't know if I am being more thick than usual today but I am still confused. The return address indicated Smiffy but the note indicated you. The only way I can figure it is that you bought it off Smiffy and she sent it direct to me (forging your 'signature' on the note). Am I close?

Smiffy is very good at forgery she had years of practice getting out of her PE lessons at school !

[bykimbo]

Mooboy. Moobert (it works for Scott Adams). Manlymoo. Val. Wayne (John, cowboy, cow boy, geddit? Oh please yourself). Lown Ranger. Horatio (no reason, it just suits him).

[ejean9]

ohhh so cute, how about calling him Mo..so you would have Moo and Mo ?

[astral276]

Smiffy is very good at forgery she had years of practice getting out of her PE lessons at school !

OK. I think I am there at last. So a BIG thank-you to you for the thought and the gift. Plus a thank-you to Smiffy for her efforts in the caper.

Both are now sat at the side of my computer. Any funny stuff though and they are getting a bucket of water thrown over them.

[lejoueurdepipeau]

According to children's books in France cows don't say "moo" - they say "meuh". So you could have moo and meuh!

They make a lovely couple ...

[HerMajesty]

Mooby Dick (Did I really say that?)