Over half a million auctions at last!!!!

[CarnoustieCats]

I heard she was a right wee devil when she got started.......

[cornishmaid1961]

Ok, if you insist, I took note of all your drinks, didn't have them all in stock so borrowed some from the Sgt Majors stash...................I'm sure she won't mind.

No I don't mind at all Private Minx. I'll send the invoice in a minute !

[maroy41]

Well it appears from another thread that she has the patience of a Saint - so I'm sure she won't mind....

Whoever said that must have been p____d

I heard she was a right wee devil when she got started.......

She does have a loud yell at times, I got some great ear plugs for sale if you're interested

No I don't mind at all Private Minx. I'll send the invoice in a minute !

Why thank you Sarg, we've run out of toilet paper in the mess.

[TimeForYou]

Breakfast is served...and here is the new batch of toilet paper as ordered.........

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[cornishmaid1961]

Breakfast is served...and here is the new batch of toilet paper as ordered.........

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Mornin' Private Time. Well done on getting my order through so quickly and that will look very good in the officer's wash room ! I will now be able to issue Private Minx with a new receipt for last night !



Now I think a good stiff brandy is called for ... purely medicinal of course ..... as I'm sitting here in the freezing cold with floorboards ripped up while the plumber installs a new gas pipe and water heater for me. It probably won't all be finished until tomorrow !

New recruits :- 504

Member numbers :- 664,578

[maroy41]

Breakfast is served...and here is the new batch of toilet paper as ordered.........

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Private Time!!!!!!!!!!!

Mornin' Private Time. Well done on getting my order through so quickly and that will look very good in the officer's wash room ! I will now be able to issue Private Minx with a new receipt for last night !

Sorry, no money, will just go and do what you'd tell me to do before you tell me to, will save us time.............sigh!

[cornishmaid1961]

Private Time!!!!!!!!!!!



Sorry, no money, will just go and do what you'd tell me to do before you tell me to, will save us time.............sigh!

Could it be that after all these years of army training that Private Minx is at last comprehending what will be the consequences for her actions ?!

Hummm ..... this sounds too good to be true !

Anyone seen Captain Jewels lately ? I do hope she hasn't gone and overdone things studying for her GCSE blood resit !

[cmjewels925]

Afternoon all.

While I'm very grateful that Pte. Time is supplying coffee and fry-ups(mainly because it saves us from Pte. Majesty's efforts) I thought Manolo was supposed to be doing breakfasts. Has anyone seen him since Meebo left? Who locked up Meebo's quarters after she left? Whoever it was, did you check that Manolo wasn't still chained to Meebo's bunk first?


With Pte. Dropsies in the infirmary everyone needs to be listing double hard to make up. And I may need to think about sending Sgt. Major Cornish over to yell at the US troops. What happened? You were doing so well and then today you lose quarter of a million listings! I know I need to get my blood pressure up but that's not how I want to do it.

eBid UK 2,080,505 -3,860
eBid US 1,996,423 -243,965
eBid Fr 1,531,337 +17,062
eBid Au 1,474,084 +12,89

[cornishmaid1961]

Good to see you Captain Jewels ma'am. I was starting to get worried, I sent you a dispatch but don't know if you received it ? I hope my communication
channels are not outdated again ma'am ?!




I quite fancy a trip to the States ma'am to give 'em wot ho !

[lejoueurdepipeau]

I quite fancy a trip to the States ma'am to give 'em wot ho !

Hey - get in line !!! Meebo and I volunteered to visit all the craft shops - oops I mean .... to do any yelling at the Americans - MONTHS ago!