Oh ....ROFL!
I might just contemplate a move back to Florida in the next few years, although I really love where we live now in rural Suffolk -
Decisions, decisions .... I also love Spain, and a greenhouse wouldn't look too amiss amongst the grape vines and orange and lemon trees ... fire extinguishers would be available in several locations ... due to the ermm (cough) .. heat!
Psst! Cheavs, meet you in 'your place' 10 mins, OK?