ELLEN MY POINT ... AND I DO HAVE ONE DEGENERES Hardback Book with Dust Jacket by Ellen DeGeneres Copyright © 1995 by Crazy Monkey, Inc. Contents include: " A Note from the Author Thanks for No Memory A Letter to My Friend or A Frog in a Sombrero Does Not a Party Make Daily Affirmations or A Cup of Pudding a Day Is the Way to Stay O.K. Ellen DeGeneres: Road Warrior or Sometimes You Need a Map, Sometimes You Need a Globe, Sometimes You Need a Map and a Globe - but Not Very Often The Plane Truth or Dem Ain't Goobers, Dem's Peanuts ! Ellen's New Hobby Ellenvision I Went to a Psychic or Baloney Is Just Salami with an Inferiority Complex How to Explain Sex to a Child or When There's a Corn Chip, There's Bound to Be Hot Sauce In the Kitchen with Ellen or As Tasty as Poison and Just as Deadly Things That Sound Like a Good Idea at First, but Really Aren't Ellen DeGeneres Is a Man ! or Ellen DeGeneres Is a Man ! Chapter 13 Chapter 14 The Scariest Thing The Time Ellen DeGeneres Had an Emergency ! One Step Closer to God or One Step Back, You Do the Hokey-Pokey and You Turn Yourself Around The Ellie-Gellie Things to Do if You're Stuck in an Elevator to Help You Pass the Time Ellen's Wild Kingdom or You Can Put High Heels on a Poodle, but That Won't Make It a Hooker Ask Ellen or It Might Look Like Honey, It Might Taste Like Honey, and Bless My Corns, It Might Even Be Honey Crazy Superstitions That Really Work ! The Benefits of Being a Celebrity By Ellen DeGeneres, Big Enormous Star Your Own Fantasy Conversation with Ellen DeGeneres Experiments in Human Behavior Ellen's Sure-Fire Cures for the Things That Ail Ye The Last Chapter " The book is in very good to excellent condition with only very minor wear to the dust jacket. No torn or ripped pages. No markings or writing except for a price that was written on the first page in pencil and then erased. |