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DAVE BARRY

DAVE
BARRY
SLEPT
HERE

" A Sort of History
of the United States "

  • Hardback book with Dust Jacket by Dave Barry
  • Over 175 pages
  • Copyright © 1989 by Dave Barry
  • Maps copyright © 1989 by Anita Karl and Jim Kemp
  • " This is history without the dull parts.
    This is history with only one date to remember.
    This is history with a lot of white space.
    From the buffalo who roamed, their hooves thundering like, we don't know, thunder or something ... onward, this is instant, very up historical writing for readers who tire easily after all that lip-moving. "

    Contents includes:

    " Introduction

    ONE Deflowering a Virgin Continent

    TWO Spain Gets Hot

    THREE England Starts Some Fun Colonies

    FOUR The Colonies Develop a Life-style

    FIVE The Birthing Contractions of a Nation

    SIX Kicking Some British Butt

    SEVEN The Forging of a Large, Wasteful Bureaucracy

    EIGHT A Brash Young Nation Gets into Wars and Stuff

    NINE Barging Westward

    TEN The Civil War: A Nation Pokes Itself in the Eyeball

    ELEVEN The nation Enters Chapter Eleven

    TWELVE Groping Toward Empire

    THIRTEEN Deep International Doo-doo

    FOURTEEN A Nation Gets Funky

    FIFTEEN Severe Economic Bummerhood

    SIXTEEN Major Nonhumorous Events Occur

    SEVENTEEN International Tension City

    EIGHTEEN The Fifties: Peace, Prosperity, Brain Death

    NINETEEN The Sixties: A Nation Gets High and Has Amazing Insights,
    Some of Which Later On Turn Out to Seem Kind of Stupid

    TWENTY The Seventies: A Relieved Nation Learns That It Does Not Actually
    Need a President

    TWENTY-ONE The Reagan-Bush Years: Napping Toward Glory

    Index "

    This book is in good to very good condition with some wear to the dust jacket.
    There are some blue stains on the inside of the dust jacket as well as along the side edges of the pages.
    No torn or ripped pages.
    No other markings or writing.

    DAVE BARRY'S
    Gift Guide
    to End All Gift Guides

  • Hardback Book with Dust Jacket by Dave Barry
  • First Edition
  • Copyright © 1994 by Dave Barry
  • " Looking for that perfect gift for that special someone?
    Well, good luck- you won't find it here.
    But if your gift giving runs toward a can of pork brains, hideous Republican pants, a high-tech loudspeaker hat, or a nose spreader, then Dave Barry's Gift Guide to End All Gift Guides is just the book for you. "

    " For four years, Dave Barry and his crack gift-finding team at the Miami Herald have scoured the planet looking for gifts it is better to give than receive. The best of those items are now available in this catalogue to end all catalogues. Every item must meet Dave's rigid standards: First, each gift had to be something you can actually buy, and second, each one "had to achieve a level of tastefulness such that the average person could not look at it and eat at the same time." "

    " Just imagine the oohs and ahs and other sentiments you'll hear expressed when friends and loved ones unwrap such thoughtful gifts as

  • a medically accurate model of one pound of human fat
  • an IRS Christmas tree ornament
  • a rubber slug
  • hideous Republican pants
  • a head lice coloring book
  • or a genuine bull scrotum "
  • " " You shouldn't have," your friends will say, and how satisfying to know that they really meant it! "

    Both the book and dust jacket are in excellent condition with minor wear.
    No torn or ripped pages.
    No markings or writing.

    DAVE
    BARRY'S

    GREATEST
    HITS

  • Softcover book by Dave Barry
  • Over 285 pages
  • First Ballantine Books Edition: July 1989
  • Copyright © 1988 by Dave Barry
  • Contents includes:

    " Why Humor Is Funny
    Snews
    Public-Spirited Citizens Such as You
    The Snake
    Ye Olde Humor Columne
    A Boy and His Hobby
    Daze of Wine and Roses
    Randomly Amongst the Blobs
    Valuable Presidential Freebies!
    Valuable Scam Offer
    &* <>+*&'%$!! ..
    Red, White, and Beer
    Why Not the Best?
    Making the World Safe for Salad
    Trouble on the Line
    Read This First
    The Urban Professionals
    The Plastic, Fantastic Cover
    Bang the Tupperware Slowly
    Bite the Wax Tadpole!
    The Rules
    The $8.95 Tax Plan
    Mutant Fleas Terrorize Midwest
    Booked to Death
    Hot Books and Hot Coals
    The Hair Apparent
    TV or Not TV
    The Embarrassing Truth
    A Million Words
    Subhumanize Your Living Room
    The Lure of the Wild
    Earning a Collie Degree
    Some Thoughts on the Toilet
    The Elements of Elegance
    Restrooms and Other Resorts
    Revenge of the Pork Person
    Slope Flake
    Shark Treatment
    Electromaggots
    The Lesson of History
    Sock It to Me
    The D-Word
    Catching Hell
    Mrs. Beasley Froze for Our Sins
    The Columnist's Caper
    A Rash Proposal
    He Knows Not What He Writes
    Man Bites Dog
    "Adventure Dog"
    Slow Down and Die
    Sacking the Season
    Why Sports Is a Drag
    Batting Clean-Up and Striking Out
    Snots at Sea
    Sic, Sic, Sic
    The Light Side of Smoking
    Ear Wax in the Fog
    1987: Look Back in Horror
    Air Bags for Wind Bags
    Iowa's Safe but You'll Be Sorry
    Europe on Five Vowels a Day
    When You Grotto Go
    Ground Control to Major Tomb
    Where Saxophones Come From
    The Secrets of Life Itself
    Heat? No Sweat
    Blowing the Big Game
    The Swamp Man Cometh
    Clan of the Cave Rhinoceros
    "

    This book is in good condition with minor wear to the cover.
    No torn or ripped pages.
    The side edges of the pages look a little yellowed due to aging.
    Also, there are some stains on the side edges of the pages, mostly visible from the side view.
    No other markings or writing.

    CLAW YOUR WAY
    TO THE TOP

    " How to Become the Head of a
    Major Corporation in Roughly a Week "

  • Softcover book by Dave Barry
  • Copyright © 1986 by Dave Barry
  • " Working up the corporate ladder is all well and good for most people, but you are not "most people." You are a highly motivated individual who wants to be on the fast track, and you cannot afford to fritter away valuable time working diligently and competently on the job. You need the surefire tips in CLAW YOUR WAY TO THE TOP! "

  • " " A good resume is more than a piece of paper. It can mean the difference between getting a job and not even coming close. "
  • " Today, everybody is pro-business. People, who only a few years back, would have hurled pig blood at Lee Iacocca for some symbolic reason or another now think he should run for president. "
  • " Can you get a job in business? Heck yes!
    Don't you listen to those Negative Nellies who tell you there aren't any good jobs anymore, just because the steel, automobile, shoe, clothing, railroad, and agricultural industries have all collapsed!"
  • " I don't mean to suggest for a moment that all it takes to be a top executive is a custom-tailored European suit. You also need the correct shirt and tie. "
  • " Remember, your subordinates are not machines. They are human beings with the same dreams as you. OK, maybe not all the same dreams. Probably they don't have the one where you're naked in a vat of Yoo-Hoo with the Soviet gymnastic team. " "
  • Contents includes:

    " INTRODUCTION

    Chapter One THE HISTORY OF BUSINESS

    Chapter Two GETTING A JOB

    Chapter Three HOW TO DO YOUR JOB, WHATEVER IT IS

    Chapter Four STEPPING OVER YOUR CO-WORKERS

    Chapter Five BUSINESS COMMUNICATIONS

    Chapter Six GIVING GOOD LUNCH

    Chapter Seven HOW TO DRESS EXACTLY LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

    Chapter Eight SALES

    Chapter Nine HOW TO GO INTO BUSINESS FOR YOURSELF

    Chapter Ten HOW FINANCE WORKS

    AFTERWORD "

    This book is in very good condition with minor wear.
    No torn or ripped pages.
    The first page has some creases.
    No markings or writing.

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