Large Red White Blue Party Globes Light Up Patriotic Necklace

Hey, you wanna see my balls? No, seriously, check out my Patriotic Party Lights LED Necklace! These bulbous shells may look like your average party lights, but trust me, they're so much more.

With two red balls, two blue balls, and three white balls, this necklace is the perfect way to show off your patriotic pride. And thanks to the LED lights, you can make sure your balls are glowing all night long.

But wait, there's more! Not only are these balls fun to look at, they're also functional. With three replaceable AG13 batteries, you can keep your balls lit up for hours on end. And the breakaway clasp ensures that your balls won't get tangled up in anything or accidentally choke you. Safety first, folks!

To activate your LED Globes Necklace, just pull the tab and press the button on the battery housing. You can cycle through three different ball functions: Twinkle Flash, Blink, and Steady. And trust me, these balls know how to party.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "But what about the size of these balls?" Well, fear not my friend, because these balls are just the right size. At 1.5 inches in diameter, they're big enough to make a statement, but not so big that they'll overwhelm you. It's like Goldilocks and the Three Balls - these ones are juuust right.

So don't settle for boring old lights at your next party. Show off your love for America with the Patriotic Party Lights LED Necklace and let your balls shine! You won't regret it.

(Please note: This product is not recommended for children under 3 years of age. And if you're easily offended by jokes about balls, well...you probably shouldn't have made it this far. But hey, I warned you.)