RARE "Chippy the Happy Chip" Collectable Potato Chip Crisp

Charity Auction: all proceeds, less selling fees, go to the Crisp Packet Project. (Disclaimer: this auction is not by or affiliated with the Crisp Packet Project).

Chippy the Happy Chip (No warranty of any kind is made as to the accuracy, merchantibility, truthfulness, or usefullness of any kind of the information below. Translation: this is all made up :)

It all started a few days ago, when Chippy was still an ordinary chip, from a Co-op Gold bag. He had no thoughts, he was just a sliver of potato. But then the gamma-ray hit him, and he was suddenly alive! He thought he could be a mutant-ninja-chip, but found he was too delicate. He was sad. But then I offered him a home, and a purpose. He was so thrilled that his expression is now permanently a smile. He now has a custom gold-plated mint tin as a home (0 carats!) and will spend his life raising money for turning chip bags, like his old home, into blankets and sleeping bags for homeless people. And you can help! Just enter a bid above! Make Chippy proud!

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