P. Miles Bryson - Megalomaniac Decorator's Qua (2006)

Track Listing
1. (A brief but incongruous) Introduction on How to Wander Aimlessly and Achieve the Newest Impossible Cosmetic Conspiracy 02:21
2. neo-rivivalist-retro-summer-splash 04:07
3. Time-honored Traditions in Fleur-de-lis imbedded Vinyl Wood Veneering 02:38
4. Subtler Polycultural Shades of Chinese Tiki Coromandel Screens 03:50
5. Symphonia Molto Colori a Manico-Depressivo Maximali - A Movement in Polka-Dot Plaid 04:39
6. The Ever-Masculine Gouache Gingham 01:15
7. Composition in Authentic Navajo Linoleum Jekyll-and-naugaHyde 05:12
8. Three Illusions in Randon Geometric Pseudo-Suburban Dining 10:14
9. Terrazzo Plexiglass Mosaics and the Dilemma of Corrugated Plastic Lavatory Tropicales 02:02
10. Obsessions in Tiger-skin Taffeta 03:48 11. Swivel-base Functionality and the Understated Felt Svelte 02:31
12. A Touch of the Orient: Turkish Afghans, Moroccan Shag-rug Murals, and a few Tasteful Suggestions in Hanging Giant Red-lacquered Opaline Camelheads 07:39
13. Epic Equestrian Barbecue-Rotisserie Themes 02:46
14. Brooding Elegance in Early-American Cork Bark 03:38
15. Frantic Reinterpretations of 17th Century Cornish Rattan Love Seats 01:28
16. Shopping tip interlude I 00:10
17. Shopping tip interobscenity II 00:12
18. Drunken Groping Escalator q-Tip cha-cha Outerlude III 00:32
19. Shopping inner-ImpossibleAchingFutility-lude IV 01:06
20. Proposal for a Grand-Piano Gaming-table Cosmic Formica Renaissance 06:51