Over half a million auctions at last!!!!

[cmjewels925]

Morning all, done my relists.
I also need to work on my defences, books keep vanishing off the shelves.

The books can't be vanishing due to sales because, as we all know, NOTHING EVER SELLS ON AN ALTERNATIVE SITE!

There must be another explanation.

[cornishmaid1961]

I'm getting gravely concerned about all these hallucinations in the ranks Captain Jewels ma'am. Thought I would issue Private Meebo with a few of these and then maybe she won't keep imagining that her T-shirts keep vanishing and that she is running around in the nuddy again !



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[meebo1]

A couple would do nicely - one to wear while the other is being cleaned

[maroy41]

Admit it, you just don't want to take off your "I love my Captain" t-shirt.

Thank you for the gift of the T shirt, so, kind....u-n-f-o-r-t-u-n-a-t-e-l-y, it was too - way - too humungously big sooooooooooo, I sent it to Meebo

A couple would do nicely - one to wear while the other is being cleaned

Seeing as you have listed all your clothes and are now nearly naked, I have sent you the T shirt from Captain Jewels, there now - I can be good when I want - you don't have to thank me, you really are very welcome...

[meebo1]

You are too kind, I wonder if that would do well in the next YDC?

[cmjewels925]

Evening troops. Sorry I'm so late today but some blighter must have hacked into my account and has been spreading lies about sales.

On the bright side, I've finally finished the month on the Buddy Point Board for the first time in so long I can't remember.

Sorry about the size of the t-shirt Private Minx - I thought I'd better send you the largest available size so you could get a couple of highlanders into it too. Never mind, I'm sure KPrivate Meebo won't mind sharing it with Gustav.


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[meebo1]

Good morning, I had to get up early today as I was asked to work today. So I shall be absolutely exhausted tonight. I am not used to doing a 9-6 shift anymore. Still, it'll mean some extra money to spend in the May YDC.
The bread should be ready shortly. I am so grateful to whoever invented the breadmaker. It's so nice to wake to the smell of baking!
I'm putting the coffee on. That should get some people to move from their bed

[lejoueurdepipeau]

Morning all - Tra lah lah!! The sky is grey but Gary and Mark are back in my good books and all is well with the world! I think a continental breakfast is called for today in honour of the new innovations - croissants, brioche and pains au chocolat to go with meebo's bread anyone? Maybe even some champagne - just a taste though because I'm skint!

Oh and....... here in France we learn about all the quaint olde English traditions with interest and understand that people in towns and villages the length and breadth of the country will be indulging in May pole dancing today. So off you go and enjoy yourselves but don't forget the good name of the regiment!!

We have a Bank Holiday here today - hastily arranged to celebrate eBid's transformation into French!

[klj]

Thank you Piper! And well done on the French site. (Love the bank holiday ).
Do join in



Happy May Day everyone.

[cornishmaid1961]

Lol - I see the Captain is keeping an eye on us to make sure we are doing things correctly .......



......but as usual Private Minx has got the wrong end of the stick (or should that be pole) again !



Well I'm VERY impressed by the actions being taken at HQ. The Field Marshalls have excelled themselves in the last 24 hours. Well done chaps!
I'm sure the Captain will be in cracking the whip later today to get us all to do more listing to fill gaps that might be left by the dump and run brigade that have gone AWOL !

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