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[JanetB]

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blond already inside who greeted him with a bright, 'T-G-I-F.'

He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T.'

She looked puzzled and repeated, 'T-G-I-F,' more slowly.

He again answered, 'S-H-I-T.'

The blond was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, 'T-G-I-F.'

The man smiled back to her and once again 'S-H-I-T.'

The exasperated blond finally decided to explain. 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?'
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The man answered, ''S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'

~Jan~

[tpypr]

Is it possible that your blonde recently moved? She sounds like a new neighbor of mine.

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.

The reason:
"Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don’t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

[papagran40]

Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don’t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

Hi , this is not a dumb blonde ......she seems to be right.. ????
but , where would they put the Crossing ??????......Papa.

[astral276]

Well they recently installed a zebra crossing on our road at gawd knows what cost - and I have yet to see a single one use it. Same with the panda and pelican crossings in town.

[ejean9]

Well they recently installed a zebra crossing on our road at gawd knows what cost - and I have yet to see a single one use it. Same with the panda and pelican crossings in town.

rofl
bit like here..they put of signs for dog pooh to be lifted and bagged..not one dog has cleaned up after itself yet...

[papagran40]

bit like here..they put of signs for dog pooh to be lifted and bagged..not one dog has cleaned up after itself yet...
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please do not blame the dog.....it is because their owners are not teaching them what to do.....( NO .... I DO NOT HAVE A DOG NOW ) it is at college , learning more things a dog should know....Like .... how to catch cars and Motor bikes.....PAPA.