Doom & gloom to ebid's baby boom! eBid's ever expanding community.

[meebo1]

Better post a reminder: just a week to go to change the look of ebid's forum for the month of February

[ejean9]

bumppppppppppppppp

[meebo1]

I was just wondering: Are we all having to stay up till 00.00 to change the Avatars?......................The system could proobably not cope

[cornishmaid1961]

I was just wondering: Are we all having to stay up till 00.00 to change the Avatars?......................The system could proobably not cope

LOL - Imagines heavyweight babies straining the servers!
I expect most will change over when they wake up on the 1st Feb Meebo and with the different time zones it should be staggered.

[ejean9]

A baby was born so advanced in development he could talk.
He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked.
"Why, yes, I am," said the doctor.
The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth."
He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"
"Yes, dear, I am," said the mother beaming.
"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
"Yes, I am," his father proudly answered.
The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. "Hurts, doesn't it!

[penny291]

have managed to find a small picture of myself at around 2/3, scanned it but it is very tiny so dont know what it'll look like up, black and white of course

[meebo1]

Nothing wrong with the black and white era

[ejean9]

did no one like my joke ?..sobbb

[PATRIOT73]

Better post a reminder: just a week to go to change the look of ebid's forum for the month of February

ebids very ow n rocky horror show.......least ill had touch o class

[ejean9]

here is another

Delivering a baby

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"