Over half a million auctions at last!!!!

[mainlypostcards]

Does this initiation rite include a cold drink made of tequila, triple sec, and lime juice?

Anything the SM fancies, but you're paying!!!

[cornishmaid1961]

Anything the SM fancies, but you're paying!!!

Couldn't have put it better myself Corporal Postcards!

Where have you been hiding? Did HQ send you on one of their secret missions again?

[meebo1]

im no recruit

What are you then?


Well, the testing was a great success. The best order of treatment is the water ones first and then the massage - sheer bliss. I was so relaxed I slept for 11 hours! Coffee is now waiting, and tea for those that want it. I think I might offer pancakes today, if that is agreeable. Scotch ones, I think

[cmjewels925]

im no recruit

Aint you never 'eard of conscription, Pte. Blob? (Appologies to Damian for the previous sentence.)

Well, the testing was a great success. The best order of treatment is the water ones first and then the massage - sheer bliss. I was so relaxed I slept for 11 hours! Coffee is now waiting, and tea for those that want it. I think I might offer pancakes today, if that is agreeable. Scotch ones, I think

Thanks, Pte. Meebo, that was great - haven't had pancakes for breakfast for ages.

I might have to send you back to Gustav today to keep you distracted. Some-one keeps outbidding me on a YDC.

[meebo1]

funny, that, I was going to say the same

[meebo1]

....refering to being outbid, not Gustav.

[cmjewels925]

....refering to being outbid, not Gustav.

Aaaw, you'll have gone and hurted his feelings now.

[cornishmaid1961]

Thank heaven for Private Meebo's pancakes! The post office queues are dreadful now that they have shut my local branch down. Everybody in the queue was moaning about it this morning



New recruits :- 452

Member numbers :- 508,016

[cmjewels925]

Thank heaven for Private Meebo's pancakes! The post office queues are dreadful now that they have shut my local branch down. Everybody in the queue was moaning about it this morning



New recruits :- 452

Member numbers :- 508,016

What on Earth were you doing at the post office, Cornish? Have they opened up an off-licence to cope with all the ex-feebayers switching to eBid and not selling anything, therefore not posting anything, either?


No listing figures today - the counters seem to be bu**erred.

[meebo1]

A post office within a pub - now there is a thought