You might not have known this
but a lot of non-living objects are actually either
male or female.
Here
are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once
turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TYRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily
and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB
PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use
the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG
TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years,
they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE
REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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Originally Posted by fossy7
