Over half a million auctions at last!!!!

[somersethedge]

Haven't listed anything today though - been feeling a bit listless.

you will be put against the wall and shot for not listing... then stood up and shot again for the bad pun

[mainlypostcards]

you will be put against the wall and shot for not listing... then stood up and shot again for the bad pun

Honestly didn't notice the pun until now!!! That just about sums it up how I feel today

Btw, it's Betamoffline again.

[cmjewels925]

Btw, it's Betamoffline again.

But we're still bigger than CQfake!

[cornishmaid1961]

But we're still bigger than CQfake!

Yep, we're getting pretty big now Captain Jewels ma'am, just look at the crowd that has gathered to wave you off on your weekly shopping trip!

[cmjewels925]

Yep, we're getting pretty big now Captain Jewels ma'am, just look at the crowd that has gathered to wave you off on your weekly shopping trip!

That's the last time Private Bits gets to navigate.



I just hope she makes it back okay with the gin.

Don't worry Sgt. Major, I've got the vodka.

[cornishmaid1961]

Now you're talking my kind of language Captain Jewels ma'am! I always list better on a full tank!!!

[cmjewels925]

I know it's short notice, Cornish old chap, but I'm hoping I can rely on your regimental spirit to help me out here.

You know tomorrow's party is going to be the biggest celebration we've had and HQ want to make sure it goes off without a hitch. The catering corps are really on the ball so I've no worries there but I'm a bit concerned about the quality of the drinks. Obviously, I'm willing to check them all myself (responsibilities of command and all that) but I could do with a second opinion to make sure everything's perfect. I might even be persuaded not to put you on bomb disposal detail if you agree.

[sparklybits]

now there's a offer you cant refuse

[mainlypostcards]

I know it's short notice, Cornish old chap, but I'm hoping I can rely on your regimental spirit to help me out here.

You know tomorrow's party is going to be the biggest celebration we've had and HQ want to make sure it goes off without a hitch. The catering corps are really on the ball so I've no worries there but I'm a bit concerned about the quality of the drinks. Obviously, I'm willing to check them all myself (responsibilities of command and all that) but I could do with a second opinion to make sure everything's perfect. I might even be persuaded not to put you on bomb disposal detail if you agree.

If Cornish can't help you, I got quite a bit of experience along those lines! Happy to oblige captain.

[cmjewels925]

If Cornish can't help you, I got quite a bit of experience along those lines! Happy to oblige captain.

That's the spirit, Corporal Postcards (well, one spirit anyway) your new stripes are still just tacked, not yet fully sewn on and you're still eager. You could go far in this man's army. If the Sgt. Major feels the job is beyond her, I'd be happy for your help.