How can you...

[maroy41]

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?



































A: Tell him you're pregnant.

[BridalStudio]

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?



































A: Tell him you're pregnant.

OMG .... Well! I suppose if the wife was 30ish he'd be pleased that he is still firing live bullets...

Otherwise as a wife around the same age... Well! guess a heart attack would more on the menu

[BAGHAG999]

The pregnancy would put me under.

[maroy41]

Runs for my raincoat and tartan headscarf

[maroy41]

Wait a minute I'm just putting them on.......are you insured.......hope my name is on the policy

[papagran40]

I think this is silly...increase my heart rate ??? why ? it works...well it does now , since it was fixed....so I am not going to wear it out again....
please leave me out of this conversation....also my wife says I should not read things that might harm me ....
well then , what were we on about ???? , more than the heart rate slowed down....memory in the same state......Papa.

[Spyder1942]

ask me if i sing country music.that would put my pulse rate up before i warded them off with a cross and turned up the volume and sung BORN TO BE WILD.