....nice one lori
....nice one lori
Some days you're the windscreen..others you're the fly.'ave it!
..and one for st patrick...
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and
repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you
should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly 60 POUNDS!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The Irishman nodded... "I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I
wasgoing to drop dead on dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from the f****** skipping", the Irishman said.
Some days you're the windscreen..others you're the fly.'ave it!
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)