,,,The funeral

[melboy]

....nice one lori

[melboy]

..and one for st patrick...

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and

repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you

should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost

nearly 60 POUNDS!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my

instructions?"

The Irishman nodded... "I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I

wasgoing to drop dead on dat 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from the f****** skipping", the Irishman said.