Even Old Ladies Think The Same....

[swopmebob]

Subject: I LOVED THIS ONE!!!

Subject: Fw: Fwd: Used cars- this is precious








It was a small town and the policeman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car yard, he came upon two little old ladies
sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were
they trying to steal it?
'Heavens no, we bought it.'
'Then why don't you drive it away.'
We can't drive.'
Then why did you buy it?'
'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so
we're just waiting.

[Lyndasgems]

YEP I agree really good , where do you find them Bob ?

[swopmebob]

Out of my mail box,but some have to be edited to keep me outta the sin-bin......

[Lyndasgems]

How about this one lol

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at Burger
King.

He noticed that they ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As
he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half,
then counted out the fries. One for him, one for her, until each
had half of them.

Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup, and set
it in front of his wife. The old man began to eat, and his wife
sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase
another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and
everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."

The young man than asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she
replied, "Not yet. It's his turn using the teeth."