Apparently You Are Never Past It.....

[swopmebob]

[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO[/FONT][FONT='Arial','sans-serif']

THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST

NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS,

THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL


THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD

GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO

UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN

INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE

SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF

MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE

DIFFERENCE.'

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO

OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR

BUSINESS.

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,

YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'


'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'

'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL

THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'

HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE. I THINK MINE

WAS A WITCH.'

'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY

THAT?'

'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER

ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN

SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK

MY TEETH WITH HER!'[/FONT]

[Lyndasgems]

Excellent lol

[Cocksparrer]

bob thats an old one rofl

[Lyndasgems]

An elderly lady was stopped, waiting to pull into a parking space
when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and
parked in the space she was waiting for.

The sweet little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man
and said, "I was going to park there you rude man!"

The man was a real smart aleck and he said, "That's what you can
do when you're young and bright."

Well, this really upset the lady even more, so she got in her car
and backed it up and then she stomped on the gas and smashed right
into his Mercedes, trashing the front end.

The young man ran back to his car and asked, "What did you do that
for you crazy old woman"

The little old lady smiled and told him, "That's what you can do
when you're old and rich!"

[swopmebob]

sent you a pm bob why didnt you answer

Not long got in from nursing home.But did reply.....