From Russia, with love....

[nykmedia]

do they know wat one is?

Library - maybe that would explain why I have never seen them back online? They don't know the library has a computer room!

Woodburner - I ain't even gonna say ROFL

[hutchieslady]

scoobieburner,lol

[MooseSeeds]

you shouldn't really reply to scammers - they will then know your address is live and keep mailing you

[nykmedia]

you shouldn't really reply to scammers - they will then know your address is live and keep mailing you

You've never played scam baiter??? ROFL

Hint: don't use any of your real details

[herbalbrew]

You've never played scam baiter??? ROFL

Hint: don't use any of your real details

I love baiting the Nigerian or American who want to give me millions.

[mobymatt]

I got so hacked off with one female friend who insisted on sending me every one of the rubbishy chain emails she ever received despite my pleas for her to stop. In the end I decided to send out my own scam email to her (pasted below). And she nearly fell for it!

My most esteemed friend and saviour,

Sir - kindly may you allow for my most humble introductions which I fear may not remove some of your most precious time. God Bless!!

I am Dr Victor Umbalongoo Chief Treasury of Congo Republic International Monetary Exporting plc.

Previosuly, our people could smile, we had sunny children no doubt and houses were laughing with deepness!

Now the laughing is blind with tears that set fire to my eyes!

Our most Magestic Chief Umbawunga The Eternal is dead....his astonishing breath was stolen at the fingers of Congo Republic Armed Police.

My sadness became black like a monkeys eye and twice as long. Dear Sir! I concentrated to bury my mind to disguise the reality of grief. The land is bare and dry like a camel.

My most beloved companion I must now propose at the business of my transaction we understand may only belong under me and you for destiny!

Magestic Chief Umbawunga The Eternal had unbelieved wealth for our dreams to become embarrassed. Are your eyes frightened when I exclaim the money I now care for as a father to a son is $830 million (eighty hundred thirty hundred million dollars)!

My friend of beauty, my guiding angel from the angels of Jesus I beg to outrage your generosity to petition your agreeness to helpfully receive this money on your Bank Account during which I would fill in my obligation of gratitute as a donation to 10% of the sum in total (eight million and three hundred million dollars).

Brave and noble friend from above now our agreeness has been sealed you will pleasure me to deposit £5000 (fifty hundred pounds) in used £20 notes on the address I have followed here as an instruction by my accountant to carry the money to your Bank Account:


Republic International Payments Offical Foreign Funding
PO Box 250
London


My heart is smiling upon the time we will meet which from now to then I have prayed to be shorter than the leg of an ant.


Your most very faithful and most honourable servant and soldier of peace,


Dr Victor Umbalongoo
Congo Republic International Monetary Exporting plc

[herbalbrew]

I got so hacked off with one female friend who insisted on sending me every one of the rubbishy chain emails she ever received despite my pleas for her to stop. In the end I decided to send out my own scam email to her (pasted below). And she nearly fell for it!

Dear Dr Victor Umbalongoo,

I could only come up with 25 used £20 notes. However, if my chicken fillets sell well, I shall send the equivalent amount to you at the end of 2085. Will this do?



Your loyally chained friend!!

Miss Spammer

[nykmedia]

LOL now why am I not surprised that Hypnotoad has been scam-baiting? I do like the name Crystal Shanda Lear and I have a photo here of Mr Phil McCracken

If anyone wants to contact me, make it for the attention of: Sap Wroteon Maheid, NYK Towers, PO Box...

[mobymatt]

Dear Dr Victor Umbalongoo,

I could only come up with 25 used £20 notes. However, if my chicken fillets sell well, I shall send the equivalent amount to you at the end of 2085. Will this do?



Your loyally chained friend!!

Miss Spammer

My most special and trusted holy princess of Christmas Miss Spammer,

Dear Sir! My cheeks burn outrageously at the flowing rivers upon which my tears command from the esteemed presents of your reply.

I have carefully studied your heart and I stand undoubtful it is both pure and straight like an eagles gays!

Threefour; impossibly could I face my eyes again were I refusing your deposition of "25 used £20 notes" (fourty ten and one thousand and one pounds).

My angel from above the stars now for the expedience of our trans-acting! With a pain of ten hundred thorns in a elephants foot I say with a regret that makes my heart weigh like a rock that our faces shall never meet

Threefour; my imploration is for you to deposition "25 used £20 notes" (four hundred one and ten hundred pounds) into a secure sack of black plastic. Brave Warrior! You must convey this to our most noble and respected chief executive, Shady Barry, at the Congo Republic International Monetary Exporting plc head offices near Fat Tony's burger van just after junction 4 of the M6.

My most extreme gratitude is reserved for your smile of an angel


Threefour; humbly I remain your humble servant,


Dr Victor Umbalongoo

[herbalbrew]

Dear Dr Victor Umbalongoo,

This wouldn't happen to be one of your auctions?

http://uk.four.ebid.net/perl/auction...9-0&mo=auction

Language looks familiar!!