I'm going to start walking around with a slipper in my mouth so at least when I constantly put my foot in it it'll be more comfortable
Before anyone north of the border comes down south to personally deliver me a Glasgow Kiss I would like to unreservedly apologise for the sweeping generalisations and ridiculous stereotypes to be found within my previous post.
There is absolutely no truth to the rumour that all Scottish people have red hair and freckles. Nor do they spend all day drinking and fighting. And it certainly isn't true it's easier to get blood out of a stone than £1 out of a Scotsman.
I am also aware of the many literary greats, political giants, genius inventors, social reformists and stars of stage and screen to hail from that great nation . Robert Burns, Alexander Graham Bell and The Krankies to name but a few.
But, it is perhaps speccy pop duo The Proclaimers who most capture the public's imagination as the "Sound of Scotland".
To this end, in the ultimate tribute to Scotland, I have decided to reword the first 2 verses and the chorus of perhaps their most famous hit "500 miles" and use this as my victory song.
A link to the original below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3tNylJr7Z4
And my reworked version (hopefully it'll be in the shops for Christmas
):
When she wakes up 'Now You Know' is gonna be
Is gonna be obsessed with checking the vote count
When she goes out 'Now You Know' is gonna be
Is gonna be wondering how to raise the count amount
If she gets drunk 'Now You Know' is gonna be
Is gonna be ordering a stiff one 'for the road'
'Cos when she loses 'Now You Know' is gonna face
Is gonna face the taunts of triumphant Hypnotoad
But she would spam 500 threads
And she would spam 500 more
Just to be NYK who spammed 1000 threads
And still failed to reach her target score