The seamstress
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,
her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared
and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?'
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and
that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their
family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden
thimble set with pearls.
'Is th is your thimble?' the Lord asked
The seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble
ringed with sapphires.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
'Is his your thimble?' the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, 'Yes.'
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all
three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband
along the river bank, and her husband fell into the river and
disappeared under the water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why
are you crying?'
'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'
The Lord went down into the water and came up wit h George
Clooney.
'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.
'Yes!' cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'
The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord it is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up
with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with
my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of
all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is:
@>----Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and
honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.@>----
That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed,
Women
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