Its Just Too Much .......

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For me.......I can`t take the pace here.......
thrill a month......the biggest buzz half of the nerks
here get is when they fart without soilin` themselves...

[melboy]

[fairywishes]

[melboy]

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheelchair where
the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma
couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning
off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on
her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again
grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said,
"Hi, Grandma. You're looking good! How are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
nephew...




















"They won't let me fart".

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Evening...seems someone really blasted one from those piccys
Thrill a month hmmmmmmmmm...so why haven't you made a few more thrills of your own?

Because the lock on the john is faulty............