Omfg!

[pheasantplukka]

oh no oh no oh no !!!!!!!!!!! x 20 billion

long story short -

need to phone kerry about something, she is out with chris down pub and phone goes to answer phone

nick walks in

i switch phone off

nick sits down, and I say 'did you see how kerry cleaned the bathroom today'

he says, yea looks really good

I said 'well i know kerry can be a lazy btch sometimes but i just said to her this morning 'could you help and do the bathroom and i'll do the rest'

nick said , yep looks good

brrrrrng brrrrrrng brrrrng brrrnnnng

me, 'hello'

kerry, 'kaz, so did you like the way I cleaned the bathroom this morning'

me, 'yea, funny you should say that I was just saying to nick what a good job you done'

kerry, 'yea, I know I heard the whole thing, it went to answer phone and you hadnt switched your phone off properly'

me, silence

kerry, 'so, you think I'm a lazy btch then'??

me, .....................

[Anichka54]

Could be a good thing? she might do more now that she knows you feel that way lol.

[shelleywelley]

LMAO, I'm surprised you hadn't told her she's a lazy b*tch before now anyway.

Dangerous things mobiles, my dad got caught out when he was supposed to be meeting an architect in Dublin. My mums home phone rang at 12.30 am and for 30 minutes she sat and listened to a conversation of him in a pub with a woman. He tried denying it the next morning until she repeated the conversation.

[shady-lady-45uk]

LMAO, I'm surprised you hadn't told her she's a lazy b*tch before now anyway.

Dangerous things mobiles, my dad got caught out when he was supposed to be meeting an architect in Dublin. My mums home phone rang at 12.30 am and for 30 minutes she sat and listened to a conversation of him in a pub with a woman. He tried denying it the next morning until she repeated the conversation.

lmao nice one kazzi...........................

[barrybee]

me and armsie were talking about this in the legion last night. we dont understand birds.

sometimes armsie really p!$$es me off. he went after the new bird in accounts after i'd already bagsied her. but once i've gobbed in his sandwich or we get a bit tasty in the car park its all forgoten.

why do birds pretend they like each other and then slag them off behind there backs?

i could be wrong but armsie said i was right and thats good enough for me.

[Pete27]

me and armsie were talking about this in the legion last night. we dont understand birds.

sometimes armsie really p!$$es me off. he went after the new bird in accounts after i'd already bagsied her. but once i've gobbed in his sandwich or we get a bit tasty in the car park its all forgoten.

why do birds pretend they like each other and then slag them off behind there backs?

i could be wrong but armsie said i was right and thats good enough for me.

Why dont you build a nest and spend some time with these 'birds' then perhaps in the morning you can have a chirpy sing song and then all will become clear

[Pete27]

oh no oh no oh no !!!!!!!!!!! x 20 billion

long story short -

need to phone kerry about something, she is out with chris down pub and phone goes to answer phone

nick walks in

i switch phone off

nick sits down, and I say 'did you see how kerry cleaned the bathroom today'

he says, yea looks really good

I said 'well i know kerry can be a lazy btch sometimes but i just said to her this morning 'could you help and do the bathroom and i'll do the rest'

nick said , yep looks good

brrrrrng brrrrrrng brrrrng brrrnnnng

me, 'hello'

kerry, 'kaz, so did you like the way I cleaned the bathroom this morning'

me, 'yea, funny you should say that I was just saying to nick what a good job you done'

kerry, 'yea, I know I heard the whole thing, it went to answer phone and you hadnt switched your phone off properly'

me, silence

kerry, 'so, you think I'm a lazy btch then'??

me, .....................

If you got her a nice Christmas present dont worry about it

think we have all done that at some point or another lol

[barrybee]

Why dont you build a nest and spend some time with these 'birds' then perhaps in the morning you can have a chirpy sing song and then all will become clear

lol! nice one mate

no-one is around in the morning! i usually do one about 4-ish after getting seconds..

[Pete27]

lol! nice one mate

no-one is around in the morning! i usually do one about 4-ish after getting seconds..

ladies and gentlemen of the kt please welcome our resident PIMP......................... barrybee



sry for thread hijack kaz, im in a silly mood

[shady-lady-45uk]

ladies and gentlemen of the kt please welcome our resident PIMP......................... barrybee



sry for thread hijack kaz, im in a silly mood

and thats unusual cos...............................lol