i luff dis sonng

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der rekord showws i tuck der blowes
annd dids it myyyyyy weyyyyyyyyyyyyy
der der der drer der der dr der(dat iss dee orkistra bitt)

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wee will wee will cook yuo

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fur wot hass a maaan wott hass hee gotts
iff nott hymself den hee has nowt
too say der tings i truley feels
annd nott der werds off one hoo neels
der rekord showes i tooked dere blowes
and dids it myyyyyyyyy weyyyyyyyyyy


clapp clapp clapp

bowing

[pheasantplukka]

funny, thought this would be your theme tune

I Love a Sausage

1.
I love a sausage, a big boloney sausage,
If ye saw it ye wad fancy it yersel,
If ye fry it with an ingin,
Ye can hear the sausage singin',
"Mary, my Scots Bluebell".

2.
I had a sausage, a bonny, bonny sausage,
I put it in the oven for my tea.
I went down to the cellar
To get the salt and pepper,
And the sausage ran after me.

3.
I love a cookie
A Co'perative cookie
A haill big cookie to masel:
Ye squeeze oot the cream
And hear the cookie scream--
Mary, my Scots Bluebell!

I love a cabbage,
A Co'perative cabbage
A haill big cabbage to masel:
Ye cut oot the hairt
And gie it to your tairt
Mary, my Scots bluebell!

I love an aipple
A Co'perative aipple
A haill big aipple to masel:
Ye cut it up in qua'ers
And gie it to the squa'ers--
Mary, my Scots bluebell!

I love an ingan
A Co'perative ingan
A haill big ingan to masel:
Ye fry it wi' a sausage
And hear the ingan singan'--
Mary, my Scots bluebell!

4.
I love a cookie, a Co-operative cookie,
Tho' ye cannae get near it for the smell;
If ye spread it wi' some syrup,
Ye'll hear the syrup chirrup,
"Mary, ma Scots Bluebell."

I love a sausage, a Co-operative sausage,
Tho' ye cannae get near it for the smell;
If ye fry it wi' an ingin,
Ye'll hear the ingin singin',
"Mary, ma Scots Bluebell."

I love some breid, some Co-operative breid,
Tho' ye cannae get near it for the smell;
If ye spread it wi' some butter,
Ye'll hear the butter mutter,
"Mary, ma Scots Bluebell."


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haf yoo bean snifing cellotaype

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haf yoo bean snifing cellotaype

why ..........................

actually, I got the media centre dancing peeps on my screen

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neffer herd of dem

[pheasantplukka]

kris the xmas elf is well cool

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kris the xmas elf is well cool

yuo our hafing illuminatchins jew too der snifing off der
selltape

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bourne two bee wyyyld
dern der dern dern dern
i ham a rite hed bannger