Advice from Kids...

[razamakaz]

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 10

2. When your dad is mad and asks you,
"Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
- Michael, 14

3. Never tell your mum her diet's not working.
- Michael, 14

4. Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9

5. Never wee on an electric fence.
- Robert, 13

6. Don't squat with your spurs on.
- Noronha, 13

7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
- Emily, 10

8. When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let
her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 11

9. Never allow your three-year old brother in
the same room as your school homework.
- Traci, 14

10. Never hold a vacuum cleaner and a cat at the
same time.
- Kyoyo, 9

11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass
of milk.
- Armir, 9

12. Felt pens are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9

13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding
a baseball bat.
- Joel, 10

14. When you get a bad report from school, show it
to your mum when she's on the phone.
- Alyesha, 13

15. Never try to baptize a cat.
- Eileen, 8

[bigusdickus]

dem kidds our frum a speshull sckool

[lanisia88]

That was cute!