getting old is tough!
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to
get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this
jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and
gave him the jar which was as clean and empty as
on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my
right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still
nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,
then her left and still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with
her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady
next door, and she tried too, first with both
hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin'
it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get
the jar open."
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