Wear ar mi sosiges?

[MrsBigDickus]

Hass eniwon sene them?

Thay wes onn te tabbol nd nowe thay haf gon.

[earthangel]

Have you checked your lad's trousers for any suspicious bulges, Mrs B?

[maggiethecat]

You ate them.

Are you and Biggus one and the same? Got Norman Bates in my head for some reason now. lol

Damian thinks Biggus is Ziggy. That you Ziggs? Or are you, Biggus and Ziggy three separate entities?

[Fossy]

Mr Dickus at weekends, Mrs Dickus during the week - how does he keep it up?

The charade I mean.

Try spellcheckers"R"us.com it may help, everyone knows its sosarges, how can you make such a basick misstayke?

[bigusdickus]

yip yip beret itts fozzy bare de muppet agin

[bigusdickus]

ma i tink misses figgisses dogg eric hass tuck
de sosages

[bigusdickus]

ma iss in bedd sew i haf won ting two
say.yumm yum yummie yum luvely sosages haaha