FFS!!! whatever next................!!

[pheasantplukka]

NEW YORK (AFP) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.

The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.
The artist behind the work, Daniel Edwards, previously courted controversy with a life-size nude sculpture of pop star Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. That work was shown at the same gallery in April.


"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to 25 or 30,000 dollars.


The sculpture, which sits on a wooden mounting with a glass casing, is to be sold on eBay next month with proceeds from the sale going to infant health charity March Of Dimes.


As of Wednesday it had attracted a top bid of 41 dollars.
"Mission: Impossible" star Cruise and Holmes announced Suri's birth in April. The entertainment press, which dubbed the pair "TomKat," has shown a seemingly insatiable appetite for news of the pair and their "TomKitten."
A spokeman for the couple was not immediately available Wednesday to comment on the sculpture.................






ffs what is the matter with these stars! .......who the hell would want a bronze of anybody's childs first sh*t! ..........its all a load of crap if you ask me []

[DaisyChain]

like father like son


what a little ****

[damian_steele]

The sculpture, which sits on a wooden mounting with a glass casing, is to be sold on eBay next month .....

....with the title of "Please buy our crap, it's for charity".

Just about sums up Feebay, too.

[minkyrra]

.......er

what can i say...


at least the money is going to a good cause?

"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to 25 or 30,000 dollars

who's family?

they are selling it for christs sake


pretty gross...

[damian_steele]

Just be glad that the security guard who found Elvis dead on his toilet didn't think to save that offering for posterity (or should that be posteriority?).

I can imagine seeing that on FeeBay, complete with spangled jumpsuit and the mould carefully shaped into a quiff.

[pheasantplukka]

exactly bel!!

btw if anyone is interested I can link you to the pic.....I mean its not even a 'nice bronze' , mind you I hate any form of bronzing, it looks tacky imo but a broze crap just takes the p*ss [lol lol lol].......i could never ever understand why peeps have baby shoes bronzed and then display them ....I mean wtf for
can just see it now............. a star epidemic of their offsprings bronzed first crap..............GRUESOME!!!

[pheasantplukka]

rofl here is the link

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/30082006/32...irst-poop.html

now apart from it being a plain old crap can you imagine how carefully they had to pick it up or do you think that it broke while trying ,hence two bits

[pheasantplukka]

Just be glad that the security guard who found Elvis dead on his toilet didn't think to save that offering for posterity (or should that be posteriority?).

I can imagine seeing that on FeeBay, complete with spangled jumpsuit and the mould carefully shaped into a quiff.

lol.............

[pheasantplukka]

actually I am going to carefully study mine in future and see if I can come up with a unique design/shape, bronze it and say it's queen elizabeths

[pheasantplukka]

lol silk see my previous post...........already thought of that