its not funny i no,but i cant help but larf..ouch!!!
RANDY Adam Shaw nipped off for some slap and tickle — and SNAPPED his tackle.
Dad of two Adam was having a “quickie” with missus Niki when he suddenly fell out of bed and screamed in agony.
Horrified Niki, 31, dashed to fetch a bag of frozen peas to ease the swelling as Adam’s manhood ballooned to the size of a cucumber — and his testicles to the size of a coconut.
He was rushed to hospital where medics confirmed the tearful gym instructor’s worst fears, telling him: “It’s broken”.
Adam had an emergency op to a snapped muscle. Fortunately, the team of surgeons included a specialist called Cox. Adam, 41, said yesterday as he recovered back at home in Camborne, Cornwall: “I never knew you could break it — but I found out the hard way. It was agony.”
He will be as good as new in a month. Niki grinned: “He’ll just have to be a little less energetic in future.”