Top Ten Old West Phrases.....

[jarremachine]

I haven't seen this movie by the way, nor would I ever want to, it's just another email that's doing the rounds at the moment, honest!

Top Ten Old West Phrases
that will never be the same
now that I've seen that damned
Gay Cowboy Movie


1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal
slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
Emo Philips.

[shezz]

Ha Ha Ha Ha................................

[stitchysyl]

Roflmao...................

[earthangel]

There's always...
"Shane! Come back, Shane!"