Work vs Prison...

[mogmog2005]

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior

iN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet .
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens .
AT WORK...they are called managers






... Kinda makes you realise how cr*p our justice system is!!!

[ladylauraac]

lol. Made me chuckle.

[Pete27]

Yes but you dont have to worry about dropping the soap at work

And also at work you would be very unlucky to end up with an a$$hole the size of a clowns pocket... in prison you would be considered blessed if you didnt get one lol