The ugly truth about men

[top_chick]

BEARDS and moustaches are women’s biggest turn-off, a poll has revealed.

Nine out of ten find facial hair unattractive, although half do like a five o’clock shadow.

Second top turn-offs are short men — 84 per cent of girls wouldn’t date a guy smaller than them.

And size matters elsewhere too, with just over half saying, er, manly manhoods are important.

Hairy backs came third on the list of no-nos, voted repulsive by three quarters of women quizzed.

But hairy chests won approval from 66 per cent and only a fifth of women minded men being bald. The survey of 2,000 women by Glamour magazine found a third go for men with a “normal” body.

Three quarters LIKE love handles. And while 42 per cent prefer a six-pack, most don’t rate it a priority.

Vain, image-conscious men are another major turn-off, with three-quarters of women shunning the sort of fella who would have a pedicure. And virtually no women at all were impressed by a perma-tan.

Moustache? Vain? Fake suntan? And we always thought MP and Big Brother pussy prat George Galloway was a hit with the ladies . . .

[emma5721]

lol
i like a bit of stubble myself but thats as far as it goes
not sure about the love handles, thought that was a woman thing lol
pmsl at manly manhoods

[earthangel]

If I may be allowed to offer a brief male view to this enthralling topic, I would just like to say that I find fake tans unsightly on females. They are so obviously fake and turn them the most repulsive shade!
I shouldn't bother mentioning that I have a beard and moustache, then? Instead, I'll just ask...if there is such a thing as a "manly manhood", does that mean there is also a "womanly manhood"?

[mfkirke]

Stubble LOOKS ok but I don't like getting close to it - I have sensitive skin

[syndicates4allcouk]

womanly manhood hmmm that wouldn't attract me

[fairywishes]

I am the one in ten then - cus NOTHING much SEXIER that a neatly trimmed moustache and goatie imo.

PHWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

If it comes with a ZERO to no.1 head of ( no hair ) * DROOL ICON HERE *

Can make the most regular looking guy into a SEX GOD LOL

>>>> I best go!

bbl ...

[stitchysyl]

Stubble LOOKS ok but I don't like getting close to it - I have sensitive skin

I know what you mean...waking up the next day looking as if your face has been sandpapered...LOL

And as for beards and moustaches...you never know what could be lurking in there..bits of yesterdays dinner maybe...URGHH!!!

[stitchysyl]

I am the one in ten then - cus NOTHING much SEXIER that a neatly trimmed moustache and goatie imo.

PHWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

If it comes with a ZERO to no.1 head of ( no hair ) * DROOL ICON HERE *

Can make the most regular looking guy into a SEX GOD LOL

>>>> I best go!

bbl ...

So you like men with beards and bald heads...don't you think they look like they have their heads on upside down?

[cmc_entertainment]

I am the one in ten then - cus NOTHING much SEXIER that a neatly trimmed moustache and goatie imo.

PHWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

If it comes with a ZERO to no.1 head of ( no hair ) * DROOL ICON HERE *

Can make the most regular looking guy into a SEX GOD LOL

>>>> I best go!

bbl ...

huhummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[yorkiesauctions]

It just goes to show what a load of rubbish these poll's are because going by the results here I should have women queued up.....shyeah right !

BEARDS and moustaches are women’s biggest turn-off, a poll has revealed.

Nine out of ten find facial hair unattractive, although half do like a five o’clock shadow.

I've no facial hair although I do sometime's have a 5 o'clock shaddow. (depends on my mood)

Second top turn-offs are short men — 84 per cent of girls wouldn’t date a guy smaller than them.

I'm just under 6ft tall.

And size matters elsewhere too, with just over half saying, er, manly manhoods are important.

I've certainly no problems in that area.

Hairy backs came third on the list of no-nos, voted repulsive by three quarters of women quizzed.

Mine is smooth as a babys bum.

But hairy chests won approval from 66 per cent

My chest is hairy but not in a 70's medalion man kinda way.

and only a fifth of women minded men being bald.

I have my hair shaved short nowadays, mainly because I have a bald patch at the back and I think it looks better shaved.

The survey of 2,000 women by Glamour magazine found a third go for men with a “normal” body.

Three quarters LIKE love handles. And while 42 per cent prefer a six-pack, most don’t rate it a priority.

I've certainly got the love handle's. lol

Vain, image-conscious men are another major turn-off, with three-quarters of women shunning the sort of fella who would have a pedicure. And virtually no women at all were impressed by a perma-tan.

Although I don't like looking scruffy I'm not image conscious, I've never had a pedicure and I wouldn't dream of having a perma-tan (err?, is that a fancy name for a fake tan ?).

So if these polls are any good then how come I don't have women chasing me down the street ? lol

We're all different and we all like different things (thank god !) One womans hunk is another womans slob.