Dear Diary,
>
>Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those Expensive
>double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week I got a call from
>the contractor, complaining his work had been completed a year ago and I
>had yet to pay for them.
>
>Boy oh boy, did we go around and around!
>Just because I'm a blonde Does not mean I'm automatically stupid.
>So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy had
>told me last year - namely, that
>in one year, the windows would pay for themselves.
>
>There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up.
>
>I have not heard anything back.
>
>Guess I won that stupid argument.
>