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Your momma's so dumb she thought tiger woods was a forest.
Why does Tarzan wear plastic underpants?
To keep his nuts 'Jungle Fresh'
Q. Whats black and shrivelled and hange from the ceiling?
A. An Irish Electrician.
Q. How can you spot the Paddy on an oilrig?
A. He's the one feeding bread to the helicopters.
And I suppose the Irish electrician is called Sean?Originally Posted by chiquita
Sean de Lear?
Does he have a mate, Paddy, who is a bricky?
He managed to get himself stuck in the brickwork at the back of the house - His name is Paddy O'dores
LOLOL @ these.
What do you call a one legged donkey?
A Wonky!
What do you called a one legged, one eyed donkey?
A Winky Wonky
What do you called a one legged, one eyed donkey that smells?
A Stinky Winky Wonky
(This was on the ebay boards about 2 years ago, and everyone added their bit until the answer was lines long - it was so so so funny! - I'll see if I can find it, but it may be too long ago to still be around!)
Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two... but you have to wonder how they got in there.
When Jade Goodey found out she was pregnant, she hired a private detective to see if the baby she was carrying was really hers!
rofl at this
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant
>when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a
>man in a drunken stupor.
>
>The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that
>man for some time now. Do you know him?"
>
>"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been
>drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
>
>"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't
>think anybody could celebrate that long."
LOL Emma - Geezer been sending them to you too? LOL!
lol yup
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