Clean Humor Thread

[Mandart]

[pastime]

Another good one - wondered where it was going - brilliant punch line!

[Tropical_Trish]

Time to resurrect this thread methinks ... we all need a laugh now and then!

I have a pal who's a bookie, he told me to put my money on LANDFILL at the Cheltenham races.
It came in last.
What a RUBBISH tip.

My son's dog accidently ate a bagful of scrabble tiles.
They took him to the vets .....
No word yet.

[Mandart]

Smile!

[Tropical_Trish]

Well, I'm shocked and angry.
My sister in law has ditched my brother and cleared off with a deep sea diver.
I didn't think that she could sink that low.