Totally right, Chocolatemoonie!! But my laundry has sat in the rain for a couple days. A glimmer of sunshine right now, so maybe it will soon dry all soft and nice. Back to my tea and biscuits!! Thanks for the grins!
Totally right, Chocolatemoonie!! But my laundry has sat in the rain for a couple days. A glimmer of sunshine right now, so maybe it will soon dry all soft and nice. Back to my tea and biscuits!! Thanks for the grins!
Ta-Ta for now!
HerMajesty
Slide Inn for Vintage 35mm photographic slides
https://uk.ebid.net/stores/Slide-Inn
ALSO!! Click below to see my store, THE BEE'S KNEES!
https://the-bees-knees.ebid.net
A lady piosted the following in a neighbourhood forum:
"My niece moved in with 2 rabbits in April this year .. "
My comment (as if you had not guessed...)
"Must have been a very big hutch or a very small niece"
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For her birthday I bought my wife a world map and gave her a dart. I told her to throw it and wherever it lands, we will go there on holiday when this pandemic is over.
Turns out we are spending two weeks behind the fridge.
Love that one Still chuckle at your Zoo joke.
Thanks for the laughs x
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As a teenager a friend and I played darts against our girlfriends as we "taught" them how to play....
You guessed correctly - they thrashed the pair of us!
I did not hit the board once!
Madelaine
4 shops for Cats Protection & Prospect Hospice
My Postcard Shop
BK Stamps for Philatelic listings
& Yarnalong for craft patterns
and
Lotzabitz -anything that doesn't belong in one of the other shops.
The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees an old vinyl record in the window of an antique shop, "Wasp noises from around the world".
Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. "Certainly," says the shop assistant and pops it onto an ancient turntable. After listening to the first track for a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is a bit confused.
"I don't recognise any of these noises, and I'm the world's foremost authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?"
The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track after a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is still confused "No, I still don't recognise any of these wasps. Can you try the next track?" The assistant skips the needle on, and the world's foremost authority on wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head. "It's no good. I just don't recognise any of these wasps"
The assistant peers at the label of the record and says...
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I had it on the bee side"
How dare you, Susan? !!
I should have seen that coming, but I didn't!!
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