No Lieutenant Maplegin the car boots I sometimes go to are usually on a Sunday.
It's no good Private Dart putting on prints of Porthleven to try and make me feel homesick won't get rid of me (she said with her lip trembling ) nice try though. I was sitting on that wall outside the Bickford Smith Institute clock tower a few days ago !
Poor Private Meebo. I hope things improve for you soon. Just wait until someone dares to sell something then I will send them round to sort out your latrine !
I'll have plenty of that 'special' coffee please Private Wicca as I have to face the ironing basket after the holiday washing !