Good grief Private Meebo that must have given you a good fright !
Like Private Buttons said, I hope he is not planning to drive tomorrow.
Private Kite isn't it about time you gave up this fascination with geology ? It's obviously weighing you down !
I do feel for you Lieutenant Maplegin, Corporal Somerset and Private Dart having spent those years looking after the Old Soldier and knowing how stressful it can be.